HOW TO CONVERT GASOLINE INTO FOOD USING THE INTERNET:
Just follow these 8 Simple Steps:
With the price of gasoline so low... it only makes sense to convert gasoline into food. Gas is getting cheaper. Food is getting more expensive. Turns out... converting Gasoline into food is much easier than most people think!
Just follow these 8 simple steps:
#1 -- Search online to Figure out where and when all the Food Bank drop offs are within reasonable driving distance of your house.
#2 -- Carefully put the gasoline into the gasoline tank of your automobile.
#3 -- Drive around to all the Food Bank drop offs, being sure to arrive at the proper times and locations you previously identified with your online research.
#4 --- Try to look poor. This usually helps you get a few extra items.
#5 -- Pick up your food.
#6 -- Place food in car.
#7 -- Using the remainder of the gasoline... drive home.
#Step 8 -- Unload your food.
And... PRESTO! Its like Magic!
You just converted a few dollars worth of gasoline into FOOD .....
It couldn't be easier!